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Saturday March 7, 2015 - #024 - Apartment Hunting
Apartment hunting in Beantown is the worst. Trying to find the ideal combination of location, size, affordability, and fees. It's like, pick one of your requirements and prepare to be disappointed.
Monday, February 9, 2015 - #023 - Breaking Bad Weather
At this point in the winter, people would try anything, pay anything to end this misery. Bring on the good stuff!
Wednesday, January 28, 2015 - #022 - Deflate POWER!
Haters be hatin'. It's as fundamental a rule as death and taxes.
Monday, January 19, 2015 - #021 - Toll Booth Manners
"We all have our pet peeves and things that drive us nuts. But there's a difference between those and outright lack of manners!"
Tuesday, January 6, 2015 - #020 - Popcorn Tins!
"This probably won't be funny to a lot of ppl. But here's a new beanz strip. Basically i love Christmas popcorn tins. Always devour the butter n cheddar but never touch the caramel. - Chris"
Saturday, November 1, 2014 - #019 - Happy Hallowbean!
Who can resist the urge to pig out on Halloween candy? But at what cost comes this revelry?
Thursday, October 23, 2014 - #018 - Turn Signal?
Some of these new-fangled so called "features" in these cars are overrated. Turn signal? What's that even mean?
Monday, August 18, 2014 - #017 - Beantown Comic Con
Dirk and Bernie pay a visit to Beantown Comic Con and bond over something besides happy hour for once!
Thursday, August 7, 2014 - #016 - Baby Beanz (Such Feels!)
Chris Watson is back from paternity leave a changed man! Such feels!
Saturday, June 21, 2014 - #015 - Productive Meeting
The best laid plans of mice and Beanz...
Saturday, June 7, 2014 - #014 - Dirk and Bernie II
Dirk and Bernie are back at the bar, relaxing after a hard day's work and drowning their sorrows, respectively.
Saturday, May 24, 2014 - #013 - Don't Talk About My Brady!
In Beantown, sports is religion to some. Do not disrespect their idols.
Saturday, May 17, 2014 - #012 - Boston Traffic, Part Deux
Traffic is usually caused by the ebb and flow of human activity, by the fluctuation in the volume of cars heading in the same general vicinity. But what if, man, the traffic was all in your head?
Thursday, April 24, 2014 - #011 - Wahlformers
Say hello to your mother for me. Wait, do transformers even have mothers? Maybe say hello to the AllSpark then.
Thursday, April 17, 2014 - #010 - Inside Joke
Remembering an inside joke or a wicked funny story at the wrong time makes you look like a maniac. This bean knows what I'm talking about...Happy Holiday!
Thursday, April 10, 2014 - #009 - Easter 2014
Growing up is overrated. We should envy those who have kept at least a small sliver of their childhood innocence and sense of wonderment. You may, however, want to envy them from afar.
Thursday, April 3, 2014 - #008 - Boston Traffic
You aren't stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic! I guess this Bean kinda deserves this fate though, as he isn't carpooling and able to take the glorious HOV Lane!
Friday, March 28, 2014 - 007 - Pumping Gas
Saturday, March 22, 2014 - 006 - St. Paddy's Day 2014
We've all been there...either the same place as this poor Bean, or with someone in this state, or walked by someone in this condition. For some reason, St. Patrick's Day brings out the worst/best in people. It's probably a reaction to these frickin terrible winters! We emerge from hibernation, and want to party!
Thursday, February 20, 2014 - 005 - Drop amd Give Me Fifty!
Good intentions are often overlooked. Private Bean was just trying to obey his orders! Maybe Sarge Bean will use his anger management techniques to calm down before he kills Private Bean.
Thursday, February 13, 2014 - 004 - Batfleck!
Getting into character must be a tough job. It's nice to have friends that would help you out when you need it.
Thursday, February 6, 2014 - 003 - My Wife Left Me...
Here we have a common Beantown sighting, a pair of drinking buddies. Dirk and Bernie have been working in various downtown Beantown offices for the better part of their lives. On a typical workday, they watch the time until it's beer o'clock. The local watering hole beckons them rain or shine. Comradery, classic rock, fried food and cheap beer make everything alllllriiiight.
Thursday, January 30, 2014 - 002 - Red Sox Parade 2013
Remember the Red Sox Parade? This bean doesn't! It's ok though. This hangover won't be anything a few Powerades and a plate of corned beef hash from Jim's Deli can't fix!
Thursday, January 23, 2014 - 001 - Spare Change?
The joke here is that technology is becoming ubiquitous. Also that a beggar has an iPhone. You're welcome for spelling that out for you.